The office at Dodgy Perth HQ is a fairly relaxed place. Not much makes us angry.
But today, we read of how Dalkeith residents were forced to listen to people having fun on the foreshore.
You can imagine how that made our blood boil.
Pictured above is the notorious Hot Pool at Dalkeith, which for decades was a popular place to relax.
One of the best things to do was get to the pool around midnight, strip off and hold a nude swimming party. However, the installation of floodlights and regular patrols by the police made this a more difficult activity to get away with.
So most people just turned up with a picnic and a few beers to have a good time. Right up to the 1950s.
Enter the Dalkeith residents. They had not spent all that money on housing to have to listen to people having a good time. No sir.
They pressurised the Nedlands Road Board who passed a by law forbidding barbecues on the foreshore. And for good measure they outlawed alcohol too.
Police started nightly visits looking for evil doers who wanted to barbeque a steak.
Unbelievable as it might seem, the police once found a group of young people who had some beer and who thought it would be acceptable to get together within earshot of Dalkeith. That was quickly put to an end.
So now Dalkeith is exactly as it should be. Big houses and no nudity. And certainly no fun on the foreshore.